The household help desk
Run your household like the CEO you are.
Your kids text one number with everything — the socks, the flyers, the "what's for dinner." FamCEO turns it into a tidy queue you clear between meetings, and FamBot texts them back so nothing ever silently falls through.
No app for the kids. No credit card. Two-minute setup.
FamCEO house line
one number for everything
The family group chat, promoted to a system.
Kids text the house number
One number for needs, flyers, forms, questions, and “done.” They never install anything — teens actually use it because it's just texting.
FamCEO triages everything
AI reads each text (even photos of party flyers), files it — buy, sign, event, chore, question — and queues it on your dashboard with the original message attached.
Every loop closes
FamBot instantly confirms “Mom will see this,” then follows through: order updates, chore nags, dinner plans, event reminders. Nothing depends on your memory.
One queue instead of forty pings
Every request becomes a ticket: who asked, what they need, the original text, the flyer photo. Done, snooze, or reply — each one tap, built for the 30 seconds between meetings.
Chores that nag so you don't
Set it once — “trash, Tuesdays at 7.” FamBot reminds the right kid, collects the “done” (or the proof photo), nags exactly once, and only pulls you in when someone's truly ghosting. Streaks and a visible log settle the “I already fed him” debates.
“I need socks” → a shopping list that runs itself
Requests pile into one deduplicated list — two kids asking for cleats is one line, two names. Tap through to the retailer, mark it ordered, and the kids get “Your cleats are ordered ✓” without you typing a word.
Dinner, decided by 3:05
Every day at 3pm FamCEO texts you two options from your own rotation. Reply “1” — the kids are told “tacos, ~6:30,” and every “what's for dinner?” for the rest of the day answers itself.
Party flyers become reminders
A kid snaps the invite; FamCEO reads the date, time, and address, and drafts the event. You confirm once — the right kid gets reminded the night before and the morning of.
Nothing silently falls through.
Every text your kid sends gets an instant acknowledgment and an eventual answer — even the unclassifiable ones land in your queue. That's the whole point, and we protect it in every design decision.
Texting done right
- You opt your kids in. As the account-holding parent, you add their numbers and consent on their behalf — FamBot's first text identifies the service.
- STOP always works. Any member can text STOP at any time; they're flagged instantly and receive nothing further. HELP is honored too.
- No surprise messages. Kids only ever hear from FamBot in response to something — their text, a chore they own, a dinner plan, an event you confirmed.
Your family's data is your family's
- Private by architecture. Every row is isolated per family with database-level row security — no family can ever see another's anything.
- Never sold, never training data. Messages exist to run your household, period.
- Minimum collection. A name and a mobile number per person. No ad trackers. Delete your family, delete everything.
Less than an hour of babysitting.
FamCEO is free while we're in beta. Founding families keep a founding rate when billing arrives.
Beta — available now
Free
The full product, every module, while we polish with founding families.
Join the betaFamily
$19/mo
Up to 4 kids, every module, unlimited texts.
Billing coming soon
Household Pro
$29/mo
Bigger crews: up to 8 kids, priority support.
Billing coming soon
Built with founding families
“The “what's for dinner” texts just… stopped. I didn't realize how many decisions I was making until FamBot started making the easy ones.”
“My son replies to a robot about trash night faster than he ever replied to me. I have feelings about that, and I'll take it.”
“I clear the queue in the elevator. The party flyer thing alone is worth it.”
Questions, answered
Do my kids need to install anything?
No — that's the whole idea. Kids text a regular phone number like they'd text a friend. The dashboard is yours alone, and it works in any phone browser.
What number do they text?
Your family texts the FamCEO house line — one number shared by the service. We route every message by the sender's phone number, so your kids' texts only ever reach your family's queue.
What if a kid texts STOP?
STOP is honored instantly and permanently until they opt back in: they're flagged, and FamBot sends them nothing further — not even chore reminders. You'll see it in the dashboard, so the conversation about why is yours to have.
What does the AI actually see?
Each incoming message (and photo, for things like party flyers) is read once to classify it — buy, sign, event, chore, question — and extract the useful bits. Your family's messages are never used to train models and are never sold.
What happens at 3pm?
FamCEO texts you two dinner options from your own meal rotation, weighted away from recent repeats. Reply 1 or 2 — or any other plan — and the kids get the broadcast. If you don't answer, it nudges once at 4:30 and never announces a dinner you didn't choose.
Which phones and carriers work?
Any US phone that can text — iPhone, Android, or a flip phone from 2009. FamCEO uses a verified toll-free number on all major US carriers.
How much will it cost after beta?
Beta is free. When billing launches, plans land around $19–29/month — think “a household assistant for less than one hour of babysitting.” Founding families keep a founding rate.
Give the group chat a promotion.
Two minutes to set up. Free during beta. Your kids just keep texting.
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